Cap’n Caleb was not in the mood fer havin’ his picture taken by a landlubber. His temper was fierce, n’ there was not peace to be found after he left the poopdeck for his quarters.

Thankfully, the swashbuckler was later appeased with milk and a graham cracker. This pirate cap’n’s treasure ere not measured in gold n’ jewels, but in tasty carbohydrates. Arrrrrr!